I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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