Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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