The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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