i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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