Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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