i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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