i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
