guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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