so let's talk penis.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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