U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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