No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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