Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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