you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Randomize
