doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
