IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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