god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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