Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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