Sponge bath it is.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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