Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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