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go home
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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