I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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