Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he laminated a picture of his dick.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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