okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So apparently I’m into choking now
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
