do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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