I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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