I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
this boner is exhausting
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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