He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Holy shit dude........stairs
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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