You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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