oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
zippers are such a cool invention
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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