I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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