she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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