just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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