But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Are we still banned from the library?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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