I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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