i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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