How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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