That's intense
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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