one two three fourrrrnication!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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