Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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