I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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