i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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