There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
one two three fourrrrnication!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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