Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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