Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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