You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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