My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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