You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I am spending my child support on dildos
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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