hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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