Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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