is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he was CRYING into my vagina
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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