Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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