did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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