we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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