My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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