These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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